HE'S HERE!!!!!(again)

With all this (talk of)war and (talk of)panic it seems that many people have lost there heads, and I'm not just talking about the crazy people who probably have lost there head, I'm talking about people even in the church there are people going crazy with the whole "everything is bad in our days" madness (even though life for most of the common people who say things like this are normally better than royal life 200 years ago.




But don't you all know!?! The anti Christ is alive and here today even in all our common lives from when we were young!! You don’t believe me? I’ll prove it to you.

I’ll start with when we were very young, what is one of the biggest influences of the average child? It isn’t any toy of book or game, it’s the TV. And what is the most popular show for younger children? Barney! Your probably saying “how could that cute purple dinosaur be the anti Christ? You’ve obviously have lost your head John!” But I tell you it’s true, and I’ll prove it.

1. Lets start with what we have
CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
2. Because the devil would only be roman we will use proper Latin and change the U’s to V’s
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
3. Again, because the devil is roman we will take all the roman numerals
CVVLDIV
4. Convert these into there Arabic values
100,5,5,50,500,1,5
5. Add it all up and what do we have
666!!

If you watched Barney when you were young repent now and maybe mercy will be shown (LOL)

But the anti Christ has gotten even deeper into our lives than we think, even now you could be using his evils, he’s even gone so far as to penetrate the world wide web!!

Every time you go to a website you have to type “www” and believe it or not that is the sure mark of the beast!

You see in the Hebrew language (remember, that’s the bibles language) there no W’s, so they use V’s instead, and in the Hebrew alphabet guess what the 6th letter is, you guessed it, it’s V, so www would be 666!!!

But it gets even better (or should I say worse) WWW.yahoo.com is the conformer of the anti Christ, yahoo would be yahu in the Hebrew language, and it also happens to mean He is God!!! So when ever we go to www.yahoo we are going to “666 he is God”!!!!!!! repent!!!!!!!!!!




Yeah, you see what I mean, there seems to be the last days madness going around, but is this biblical? No, you can find precisely who the anti Christ is by going to 2 John 7 where it says

"For many deceivers have gone out into the world, those who do not acknowledge Jesus Christ as the coming in the flesh. This is the deceiver and the anti Christ"

This pretty much sums it up, anyone who doesn't think Jesus is lord is the anti Christ, and we need not any of this insanity that is here, it's harmful to others too, they could think "if the Christians are wrong about this couldn't they be wrong about other things?" and then those who could've come to faith might not.

...but for the most part I'm glad the internet isn't the anti Christ.